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A completely nice and genuinely heartfelt person who seems like he enjoys his life on the outside, however as you get to know this worthless orphan you realize how his parents died when he was born which is not true as he was born from a test tube which explains his lack of bellybutton.
"James, you're a loser"
James by Orphanage November 26, 2016
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a guy who can say words that are complete jumble

online girlfriend moment
"james im telling you random streamers arent your girlfriends"
"DISCORD KITTEN MOMENT"
likes to pretend he is good at everything icluding water fights and iceskating but isnt. is fun to talk to and sit with while drinking bubble tea is comfy seats but will lie about not liking the bubble tea. is a geeek for fantasy films and thw witcher lolz. DOES GEOGRAPHY EW
james by heeheehaahaalolz September 4, 2023
A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Often synonymous with fab.
Call off the search ... I have met my Mr James!

He is my James in shining armour.
James by Mrs James February 3, 2010
To sum him up in 4 letters CUNT absolute waste of space cunt.
Waste of space, asshat, fuckwit, selfish prick.
Biggest let down ever to meet
I hate that James
James by LOLKARMABITCH June 12, 2017
a retarded child that is mentally unstable and will rape any hole it sees
james is gay
James by BBC BOI February 26, 2017
A guy who is in love with a girl named Cody.
James: Cody is perfect. I love her so much.
James by Jodyyyy c: November 24, 2012