The best friend ever, she’s SUPER short but don’t let that fool you! She’s and angel but a devil too. Definitely and Aries and will get mean if she needs to be. She’s such a beautiful intelligent girl so tu a bright future!
Boy1: yo did you see Ingrid the other day she’s so cute
Boy2: yea ikr
The one girl that sends snapchats of her hammie stretches that a guy named Adam would object with a passion. Typically a midget that will provide her height to the quarter inch in order to say she is not a midget.
Ingrid told me the other day that she will be 5’1 and 3 quarters after one month of good morninghammie stretches.
That girl that sends snapchats at the gym of her good morning hammie stretches. Typically a midget that provides their “mental height” but also provides their physical height to the quarter inch.
Despite being 6’2 mentally, Ingrid told me that after doing a month of good morninghammie stretches, she will finally be 5’1 and 1/4”
gay person: hah, I put my boyfriend in my contacts as Ingrid so my parentsdon't think I'm texting another boy.
their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...