Internalized misandry

1.) the male counterpart to internalized misogyny; usually done by "nice guys" or leftist men who aim to raise their appeal with leftist women, in hopes of laying with them in the future;

2.) to belittle, shame, or hate men while being a man yourself.

"All men are trash except for me because I do this and that"
"Wow, what a long way to say you have internalized misandry"

by TheLegendaryChronos March 15, 2021

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

Internal jukebox

Songs that have been going around in your head all day.

There have been some great songs playing in my internal jukebox today!

by getemup January 12, 2012

His infernal majesty

the best band in the world

need i say more??

by emma May 6, 2004

internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

HIM (His-Infernal-majesty)

HIM (his infernal majesty)
the best band ever, their lead singer is ville valo, their from finland and they sing love metal. Their symbol is the heartagram and they kick lots of ass

HIM is the best band of all time.

by HERself666 June 25, 2005

Internal Massage

A casual way of suggesting sex.

Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.

Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?

Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage

by Mr. White April 7, 2004