Head Wind

When a man farts while receiving oral sex

Dude, she must have been pretty wasted because she kept going while I hit her with some thick head wind

by Buddy Gold January 6, 2011

winds of winter

Something George R.R. Martin can't finish.

Guy 1: I can't wait for the Winds of Winter to be released
Guy 2: I'd just forget about it, there's no way GRRM's going to finish it.

by dragon titties April 18, 2018

pass wind

aka break wind; to fart, toot, cut the cheese, let one rip

Ewww Jonny that stinks! Did you pass wind?

by bonzi89 February 27, 2015

planetary wind

A wind on the planet

Planetary wind is a stupid fucking earth science term that you will never use in life

by Ryan Kick May 7, 2018

slow wind

(v) To shake or grind the body in a leisurely, deliberate manner to bring attention to one's sensual state of mind.

Damn look at the slow wind that girl has goin' on the dance floor, she knows how to work the junk in that drunk trunk.

by Eamon April 27, 2006

wind test

What cops say when they are willing to let you go for possession of marijuana if your give up who sold it to you

i got stopped by the cops and they found my dimebag in the glove compartment he said he was willing to do a wind test if i gave up the guy who sold it to me, but since dealer guy was my boy i just took the charge

by BE-Z October 10, 2008

Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.

Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!

by HombredLizard7 October 4, 2016