Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

inverted hucklebuck

the sexual position where oral sex is given and recieved by both partners simultaneously. AKA the 69

That bitch is lookin' so fine I might have to go scoop her up and throw the inverted hucklebuck on her.

by Chester NoSeeds January 24, 2006

Inverted Banjo

When one sexual partner rubs their prolapsed rectum against their partners anus.

Grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she passed away.

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 4, 2017

the inverted panda

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda

OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad

by The happy punk February 19, 2010

The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011

Inverted Pweener

One who had a dick in the front and one in the back. To become an inverted pweener(penis weneer) the person with an I.P. will enter from behind and detach it's penis. The peen will attach itself to a new host and the old one will grow a new one in it's place. This is how they grow. This all must happen while the victim is sleeping. Become an Inverted Pweener like scuba Steve and the scrubbly trools in the curtain.

I had a weird felling last night and now theres a dick in my butt. I guess I'm an Inverted Pweener now

by Trolled_Lemons November 22, 2019

Inverted Egg

An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.

David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!

by WitWhatSahSah July 22, 2017