Middle Infielder Mentality

Analytical preparedness, gritty determination, assertiveness, effectiveness, mental and
physical toughness with confidence; an innate ability to confidently complete any
assigned task with a positive work ethic.

My most desired characteristic in a new employee is a middle infielder mentality.

by AuburnDoc July 13, 2021

negotiated infidelity

How to fuck another woman and your wife at the exact same time.

A negotiated infidelity arrangement = a sad state of affairs.

by aboynamedpseu August 7, 2010

infield pop fly

Wiping your ass, dunking the paper in the toilet, then throwing it on the ceiling. The follow up to the upper decker. Also known as an in the park home run.

Ken left an upper decker at Mikes house, then hit an infield pop fly.

by hahapoohumor March 28, 2009

Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.

John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

Infield Fly Rule

Somebody explain this

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

tv infidelity

the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.

Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.

by MomoTV November 19, 2013

Black Infidelity Test

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."

When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."

by Mr. Hoboski October 10, 2008