by yvette the o.g! November 11, 2006
Get the funky fresh dress to impressmug. Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!
by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019
Get the Color Me Impressedmug. by trixie g. February 15, 2005
Get the make my impression feltmug. by Apollo25 September 4, 2020
Get the This All New Volvo XC90 Sure is Impressivemug. by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024
Get the impressmug. A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
Get the Mongoose impressionmug. When your sitting in your corner desk, reclined in your chair, with your eyes closed trying to take a nap.
by s501094 June 26, 2017
Get the Lomax Impressionmug.