by This Is A fuck win March 01, 2017
Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 26, 2021
by Dray98411 September 17, 2022
I need more boulets was a war cry used by the French soldiers during WW2, suicide bombers would also scream this before nose diving into a battleship.
soldier 1: Stay behind me, I'll give you cover! *gun shots*
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets
by puturdikawaywaltuh August 22, 2023
A very simple and effective way to get out of any awkward or "lame" confrontation. Best used to get out of a boring conversation.
Lame Person: "So yeah, and then I bought two more purses, one of them was pink-"
Bored Person: "Saweet, anyways I gotta go, I need cash."
Bored Person: "Saweet, anyways I gotta go, I need cash."
by Kenbob March 18, 2008
Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."
by Jack Sallad April 14, 2021
Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.
The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.
The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005