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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020
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I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.
"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."
by ICantWord December 8, 2016
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i can't stop me

The best song in Twice's 2020 album of Eyes Wide Open.
by Risky risky wigi 위기 December 7, 2020
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I can't ride on that love

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".
Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.
by ZebraRedBoots March 27, 2009
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I can't see shit

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.
Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
by StraightFMan September 6, 2004
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I can't get behind that

Expresses refusal to support, condone, or participate in a certain activity or idea due to subject's lameness, stupidity, or conflict with personal beliefs.
William Shatner: What about those men who say 'do as I do and believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you'? I can't get behind that!
by Alisa September 30, 2005
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i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand
Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.
by some bidj July 20, 2018
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