I'm not gay seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011

I'm Not Finna Fake

1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"

2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,

YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle

EXAMPLE # 1

GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)

Example #2

"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)

by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017

i'm not white, i'm concasion

and then my friend said "i thought you were gay"

i'm not white, i'm concasion.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.

"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

by Cyberspaxz September 22, 2023

I'm not going to sugarcoat it

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Person 1: "hey Kazuya are going to sugarcoat it?"
Kazuya: "I'm not going to sugarcoat it, ⇨ ★ ⇩ ↘ + 2 | f,N,d~d/f+2"

by KKKHIT October 12, 2022

I'm not gonna lie

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.

by Ben L. December 28, 2005

I'm not perfect

No one is perfect

We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise

We get ignored

We say stuff we don't mean

We do stuff we shouldn't have done

We hurt people
We feel bad

We make up

We brake up

But we are only human

We are only ourselves
And no one can change that

Cause youare you and I am me

Somebody please accept my apology xxx

"Why did you say that!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to remember I'm not perfect."

by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018