by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
Get the stubble hump mug.by Anonymous April 8, 2003
Get the eye hump mug.Related Words
Humpy
• humpy town
• humpy bumpy
• humpy dumpy
• humpytoy
• humpy dance
• humpy day
• Humpy Bastard
• humpy bumpers
• humpy dory
A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014
Get the Urn Humper mug."When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
by tewsday June 21, 2010
Get the Humper Sticker mug.An amazing person who brightens up life. She spreads happiness and joy. In Arabic it means beautiful red bird in heaven.
by defodudeyas June 8, 2018
Get the Humayra mug.by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017
Get the hump me fuck me mug.A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
Get the urinal humper mug.