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stubble hump

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.
I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.
by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
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eye hump

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Urn Humper

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014
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Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.
"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
by tewsday June 21, 2010
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Humayra

An amazing person who brightens up life. She spreads happiness and joy. In Arabic it means beautiful red bird in heaven.
by defodudeyas June 8, 2018
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urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
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