Ethan Humphrey

A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".

Ethan Humphrey is lit

by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020

Ethan Humphrey

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares

Ethan Humphrey is a real g

by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

Liam humphreys

Liam humphreys is a kind, funny, smart man. He knows he's one of a kind and special! He's loved by everyone and has the biggest heart 💕 He is the type of person to enjoy star wars and marvel. Secretly he's the biggest nerd you'll every meet but he also loves sports!!
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕

Liam humphreys is so cool
I wish I was like Liam humphreys
I'm in love with Liam humphreys ❤️

by Illhsmbhdrhm November 22, 2021

David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.

David Humphrey was really mean to me today

by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021