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Pirate Houdini

a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.

Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back

Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.

Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg

Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"

Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"

Mike-"Sure Did!"
by The Bitch February 16, 2007
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Ms. Houde

Essentially Ms. Houde is a terrible math teacher who doesn’t understand the concept of teaching. Technically she just has too many sentimental objects in her room. But in reality she won’t admit to being obsessed with making phone calls home.
Ms. Houde called my mom for the 5th time this week
by Kuss kidz October 30, 2019
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houdini sex

(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!
by 420hitter February 21, 2003
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Orange Juice Houdini

A sexual move where a man reaching climax during anal sex pulls out and inserts a turkey baster filled with orange juice. After squeezing the baster and creating an illusion of ejaculation, the man cums in the women face and she poops out orange juice later, much to her dismay.
Guy 1- "Instead of dumping her, I just gave her the Orange Juice Houdini..."

Guy 2- "High Five!"
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houdini extrodinare

Much like the famous disappearing act of Harry Houdini, you perform a disappearing act of your own...place a girl in the doggy style position in front of a window so that she can see outside...before inserting your cock, you switch places with one of your good friends (or some random dude) who will proceed to fuck her brains out. Meanwhile, you run outside of the window and wave to her.
-Jenny broke the window when she saw Kyle waving outside during the Houdini extrodinare.
-Wow, after I pulled off the Houdini extrodinare, Jenny won't speak to me any more...I don't know why, Sir David Andrew Segich had a great time.
by Fenza Fenz October 8, 2006
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Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.
When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.
by catch 23 March 17, 2010
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Papa-Houdin

A term used to describe a colony of nerds.
Their is a flock of papa-houdins over there.
by RMCALONAN94 July 1, 2011
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