lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

by mister burnley March 23, 2004

hodson hit

when you suck on the charging port of a nicotine device (juul, vape etc)

motherfucker took a hodson hit and broke my goddamn juul.

by ratfucker8million October 21, 2019

hobson's choice

Having no choice at all

A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.

by Nickel and a dime April 14, 2005

Hotsnake

This is an alternative term for a poop. Hotsnakes are usually avoided when walking in grass. They get their name because turds are usually warm (98 to 100 degress Fahrenheit upon exit) and will steam up on a cold day.

"Man, get outta the bathroom! I gotta drop a hotsnake!"
or
"watch your step, bro. There's hotsnakes all over here."

by T.J.760 September 28, 2006

Howson

Homosexual male who has no football skill.

I'm beginning to think that Jay-Jay Okocha is a bit of a howson

by Fergus1991 December 16, 2008

hotsnack

a finesexy person of the opposite sex.

Damn! that guy/girl is a hotsnack!!

by Marcierenee December 15, 2008

Hopson

Hopson is any act that is Stupid, Evil or Whorish. This is an all around bad thing to be and usually ends up leading to the destruction of others feelings or person at no expense to the destructor. Only females can be "Hopsons"

she sent a picture of her cheating on me, what a hopson

by Pickle and Squirt July 6, 2010