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Hot Pocket

When land a trick while skating (or don't land it) and one or both of your feet kinda fold up and you really feel it in your ankle. It hurts.
Dude: "Fuck dude, I just switch hardflip stairway but I got hot pockets on both feet!"
Other Dude: "You're feet can eat?"
Dude: "No dude, like I pressured my feet..."
Other Dude: "Like peer pressure??"
Dude: ".........You're an idiot."
by ANDYBOO January 5, 2008
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Hot Pockets

Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
by Blazer 1 October 2, 2009
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hot pocket

When more than one friend has had sex with the same girl at different times.
I got drunk and took the hot pocket home last night.
by jb84 March 15, 2015
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Hot pockets

The under part of your boobs. l
You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:
by jessekmorganwhore September 25, 2011
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hot pocket

The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!
"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"
by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004
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Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*
by Mnayin May 11, 2009
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Hot Pocket

A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.
Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.
by Mikidy Diggidy August 1, 2008
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