Hot Pocket

When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.

I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.

by Matt S. S. April 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

When you take a crap in a girls vagina.

That hot pocket really burned last night. Did you eat mexican?

by colitisforlife November 7, 2010

Hot pocket

Hot pocket is in other words for Sarah she is a mf hot pocket

"Sarah looks like a hot pocket"

by Carlosr420 January 12, 2017

Hot Pocket

The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.

Hot pockets?. Yes

by Jacrispe February 23, 2019

hot pocket

When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.

Hot pocket

by LurkenLARK June 14, 2010

hot pocket

A women who is known to have an STD and/or an ugly vagina.

Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."

Mike- "So did you take her home?"

Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"

by Farmall Fever August 2, 2006

hot pocket

A vagina; normally warm.

Dude! She had a hot pocket!

by Alumn0 May 30, 2005