honkey tonk 

the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.

"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."

honkey tonk by Jon Juan September 17, 2005

Honkey tonk 

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

Honkey tonk by Juan2001 January 4, 2008

honkey tonk 

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

honkey tonk by Tom September 17, 2004

Honkey Tonk Encore 

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.

(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'

Honkey Tonk Encore by mids99 November 9, 2009

Sardined Honkey Tonk 

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.

Dat dem dair is a sardined honkey tonk.

Sardined Honkey Tonk by FoxyFly January 7, 2018

honkey tonking 

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

honkey tonking by Voneville September 7, 2005

honkey tonked 

Wasted check hee hawed

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

honkey tonked by CB mccoy June 26, 2008