homosexualimony

Same sex alimony

Bob and Fred got divorced and Bob had to pay Fred homosexualimony

by norman plumb November 27, 2011

Homosex

Homosex is slang for gay.
It is derived from the word Homosexual.

Todd: ey man, would you like to watch some pokémon with me?
Bill: Your mom is homosex!!!1!!1
Todd: This is why nobody likes you

by Nidardos RatOiler August 8, 2021

Hetrobro homosex

Hetrobro homosex, is when two bros, both straight, or one gay and one straight, hook up as a one of, or on more than one occasion. Just two bros helping each other out for purely sexual reasons without it being gay.

Mike: Dude you slept with Ryan? Are you gay?
Billy: No man, it was just pure Hetrobro homosex, not gay, no biggy!

by Dominoefrogyoe July 3, 2016

Mega Homosex

How to call someone or something very gay while sounding really smart

Guy 1: “Yo did you listen to Kanye’s new album?”
Guy 2: “Yes my friend, I classify it as Mega Homosex.”

Guy 2: “Word.”

by goldeneagle360 June 13, 2018

your female parent is a homosexual

this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast

daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018

homosexual

A absoultely normal person who happens to love people that are of the same sex. Often riddiculed for their love and called crule terms (fag, dyke, queer, which are offencive unless the person who's saying it is gay)

While many people think it's wrong, my love for Katie is just like any other dispite the fact that we are both females.

by Rei March 18, 2004

midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009