hisoka is a term used for pedophiles that like children dressed in green.it doesn't matter that they are pedophiles if they're sexy cause they won't go to jail.and every hisoka is sexy I mean JUST COME FUCK ME ALREADY DADDY
a motherfucker:wow that child is so sexy!oOOooh he's turning me on!
random bitch:omg ur such a hisoka!
random bitch:omg ur such a hisoka!
by hisoka daddy March 23, 2021
A character from hunter x hunter who is a powerful nen user. His abilities include bungee gum, which have the special properties of rubber and gum and molesting children under the age of 16. His favorite things to do are moan “Gonnnnn” and grope Gon who is 12 years old. Hisoka also likes sucking off illumi and does it constantly. They are secret gay lovers who will drop anything at any moment to help the other. Hisoka wants to cheat on illumi with chrollo but chrollo looses his nen which turns off hisoka.
Me: “Guys look Hisoka is going home to his husband Illumi!”
My Friend: “Yeah, but he will probably go have sex with Gon the next day.”
My Friend: “Yeah, but he will probably go have sex with Gon the next day.”
by daddy-yanke2939 September 29, 2020
hisoka is a character in the anime, hunter x hunter. he's a mf clown looking pedophile but people still think that's okay cause he looks hot- bUT DONT ACTUALLY SIMP OVER PEDO KIDS!!!! his favorite things to say is "bungee gum" 🤧
Friend: Hey, I recently watched hunter x hunter! My favorite character is Hisoka!
Me: whydopeoplelikethatmfpedoimeanheiscutebutlikecANHESTAYAWAYFROMGON AND WHY TF DO YOU EVEN LIKE HIM ANYWAYS?????
Me: whydopeoplelikethatmfpedoimeanheiscutebutlikecANHESTAYAWAYFROMGON AND WHY TF DO YOU EVEN LIKE HIM ANYWAYS?????
by feitan's future wife October 09, 2020
by hisokaismylove February 02, 2021
by Chicks_Eat_Lipstick January 24, 2021
by Yor fera January 03, 2021
The most hot person ever definitely would let him rail🥵😀🥰😈😈he would most definitely leave your legs shaking
by Hisoka’s bungee cum February 02, 2021