hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Fear of long words.

Hey, do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Yes, I have a fear of long words.

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by jacobfrance February 3, 2020

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The most ironic phobia name ever. It means a fear of long words

Doctor: You have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Guy: dies

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by pejafme July 14, 2020

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Fear of long words, ironic is, that the word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words, and IS pronounceable. Pronounceistion:

And sorry for spelling mistakes

1: Do you see that guy over there?
2: Yeah and?
1: He has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
2: Wth does that mean and how the hell did you pronounce it?
1: It means he's afraid of long words! And it's easy.
2:...Ironic

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Renet_Gacha-Life.cz August 8, 2020

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is ironically the fear of long words

i suck at spelling, because I'm suffering from severe Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by FrobFrob October 1, 2020

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

An irrational fear made specifically to make fun with people who HAVE that fear

Therapist: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Person: Please no

Therapist: Let's start with some longer stuff that makes sense.

Person: Please let me go

Therapist: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the song from Mary Poppins, is quite a long word

Person: Shut up

Therapist: And Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease from volcanos.

Person: Shut. Up.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by PrincetonWrestler120 March 30, 2021

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

a sick jokes some greek dude decided to make to torture guys who are languagely retarded

-dude what is the name of this phobia you have of long words?
*deep breath*
-SCREEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
-oh yes.. its hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
*pop*
-lunatic laugh

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by DarkJokesOnline July 12, 2021

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words

Guy 1:”Hey bro, do you have any fears?”
Guy 2:”I’m scared of long words.”
Guy 1:”oh, so you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, ok.”
Guy 2:”AHHH FUCK AHHHHHH!”

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by goodgoodgod10 September 6, 2021