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non-heterosexual

sexual identity encompassing all things not strictly hetero. May include gay, bi, queer, polysexual, dykey, faggy, gay-ish, gay-like, gay on the weekends, gay when drunk, and homosexual. Also may not.
Alot of people think Mary is a lesbian, but she had a boyfriend last year and a girlfriend the year before, last I knew, she was dating a non-gender identified polysexual. She identifies as non-heterosexual.
by Chris Coder July 20, 2005
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heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick
Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?
by Lanzerr September 19, 2009
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heterotoxic

A straight person usually a man, who says something homophobic, transphobic, or xenophobic bits defends their statement by saying they aren’t “phobic” because they are not scared.
Billy Bob: I don’t like homos, trannies, or Arabs but don’t call me homophobic because I’m not scared of none of that!!!

Sarah: well if you’re heterotoxic just say that!!!
by Rachel Storm August 27, 2021
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Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.
For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.
by JimTimH. December 10, 2010
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Heteronextual

A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.
So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!
by JimTimH. December 10, 2010
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heteromexual

A white person whom is attracted to Mexicans or a Mexican whom is attracted to white people
Molly: DAMNN! JAVIER IS H0T!
Fernanda: Are you serious? That muchacho won't ever fall for a gringo like you!
Molly: But he's heteromexual like me!
by Gringo Mexican July 25, 2019
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heterohomosexual

A person that likes to see others of their same gender sexually satisfied but not the object of the groups satisfaction.
"We won't be having sex but I want to bring you to the orgy so we can all have fun, I'm a heterohomosexual in that way."
by Rivermouth November 1, 2022
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