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Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.
Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?
Average L Taker that exists and does not conform to any stereotypical societal norms. He's really tall, but has a tendency to get rejected by every single girl that he has ever loved. He is however really nice once you get to know him, he sometimes has a tendency to say shut up and Go Email Ann, but we all love him very dearly, no matter how many L's he can take within a day.
Harold ga shinda!
Harold by EQEIQE June 8, 2023
Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside
Harold by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside
Harold by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
harold: hey guys

everyone: omg harold your so cool and not old are still relevant. will you come be in this tiktok?

harold: chill with the pp glaze
harold by poopiebuttfartman July 11, 2026

Harold... 

A lesbian meme which started when a tumblr user attended a premier of the 2015 movie "Carol" and made a post mentioning the amount of heterosexual elderly people who also attended. In the post, they mention how a certain couple in particular sat in front of them and how, halfway through the movie, the woman leaned to her husband and said "Harold, they're lesbians". This now is most often used to caption a photo or gif set involving a fictional or nonfictional lesbian relationship.
*two women I wish would get in a relationship look at each other in an episode of a tv show I watch*

Me: "Harold..."
Harold... by thatmoviegeek April 23, 2016