Hama agha A.K.A Hama kawtu, is a Political Leader and the founder of DPKK(Democratic Party of The Kawtus of Kurdistan) he has 2K dinars in his pockets he eats sada, nokaw, qawrma, and falafl every day. He is vegetarian(because he doesn’t have enough money to buy meat). He only goes to sitak when he’s invited. Famous singer jegr midya became his friend cause he felt bad. Back in the day he made Sulaymaniyah city electric less because of his goddam nose. But he has a big kind heart.
by Ur Boi Lawa November 20, 2021
Get the hama agha mug.The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
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by Dr Michael Snyder December 16, 2024
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On 7 October 2023, Hamas invaded Israel and murdered over 1200 people and took approximately 250 people hostage, many of whom were not Jews or Israeli citizens.
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