Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident

amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club

by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009

Armenian Ham Sandwich

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

by Slappy McDouche April 7, 2008

Ham Sandwich

I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.

wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.

by king of doo hicky'z July 18, 2003

Nutella and Ham Sandwich

When you're doing anal with a chick and get shit on your cock, so you take it out and wipe it on her pussy flaps.

Yo bro, I saw Kyle give Eryn a Nutella and Ham Sandwich last weekend! It was so gross.

by PillyWillyKP September 10, 2019

Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis

I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now

by MB2012 November 16, 2018

looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.

House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."

by Oreopie January 20, 2009