by burdettb September 22, 2007
Awesome game by bungie studios that will probably define the new generation console battle and put an end to the lameass competition, namely sonnyc and nintendorks, finally defining the future of the gaming human kind, non-gamers are not humans, they're on the planet just for decoration purposes... bip, bip dat, dit dat blip blip...
gaystation fan: mommy I wan't a gaystation!!!
mom: Dad, that brat has become a fag he is not asking for Halo 3 !!
dad: well, kill the bastard!!
mom: Dad, that brat has become a fag he is not asking for Halo 3 !!
dad: well, kill the bastard!!
by Luirah September 12, 2006
A game that people endlessly worship and consider to be the best game ever. It's fanboys say that anything other than Halo 3 is the worst thing ever made. They call the PlayStation the GayStation, as they are too idiotic to actually come up with insults and instead use the word "gay", often to cover up their own homosexual moments, such as when they masturbate with their friends instead of actually playing Halo 3. People said it would completely redefine the video game, and it turned out to the same as Halo 1 & 2, except for the fact that you could make a video in a confusing and unnecessary mode. The graphics were dated and nowhere near revolutionary. They resembled the graphics of a launch title for the Xbox 360, because the developers knew people would still buy it and say it was the best ever no matter how shitty it turned out to be. Most of it's fanboys used to be fanboys of Final Fantasy VII, but they've "grown up". It is a typical first-person shooter; awful story, ridiculously short campaign mode, alien invasion story that they're milking as much as possible, because, again, they know retards will still buy it and call it the best ever. Halo 3 fans are idiots. They love to make fun of Nintendo, even though they had Nintendo systems long before Xbox came out, and they still do. They can't admit that Mario Galaxy is better than Halo 3, even though Mario Galaxy actually gives gamers something they haven't seen in a sequel instead of giving them the same game constantly over and over again. Halo 3 fans are the people that will not read this because it is long, and will give it a thumbs down the second they realize it isn't positive.
Halo 3 is not revolutionary, it didn't do anything.
HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter?
FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO!
GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO!
Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies.
I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.
HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter?
FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO!
GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO!
Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies.
I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.
by Minus-World128 January 17, 2008
feind: yo you wanna play halo 3 today
dave: i got 5 on it.
tom: i got 5 on it.
feind: yo ill pay you back, halo 3 me out !!
tom: you never do!!
dave: i got 5 on it.
tom: i got 5 on it.
feind: yo ill pay you back, halo 3 me out !!
tom: you never do!!
by halo crew May 5, 2011
dude#1...."dude i finally got halo 3 yesterday"
dude#2...."i bet you suck"
dude#3...."that game is overrated"
dude#2...."i bet you suck"
dude#3...."that game is overrated"
by angryPCgamer December 9, 2008
1)One of the worst most overhyped games in history. Halo was good, halo 2 was alright, halo 3 took it too far.
People at my school pretty much orgy over halo 3, whereas gamers who aren't 13 year old kids and have played OTHER games, generally ignore halo 3.
2)The sexual fantasy of many nerdy 13 year old teenagers.
3)One way Bungie and Microsoft use to get rich from spoilt bratty teenager's pocket money.
People at my school pretty much orgy over halo 3, whereas gamers who aren't 13 year old kids and have played OTHER games, generally ignore halo 3.
2)The sexual fantasy of many nerdy 13 year old teenagers.
3)One way Bungie and Microsoft use to get rich from spoilt bratty teenager's pocket money.
Kid 1: OMFG DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 2: NO BUT I GETTIN 360 2MOZ + HALO 3 OLLOLOLOL
Kid 3: Hey everyone.
Kid 1: HEY DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 3: Nope, why?
Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT HALO 3 ROFLOFLOFL HAHHAHAA NOOB FU
Kid 2: lulz noob m8, come back wen u got halo 3 m8, fu m8
Kid 3: ....bye then?
Kid 2: NO BUT I GETTIN 360 2MOZ + HALO 3 OLLOLOLOL
Kid 3: Hey everyone.
Kid 1: HEY DUDE U GOT HALO 3?
Kid 3: Nope, why?
Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE AINT GOT HALO 3 ROFLOFLOFL HAHHAHAA NOOB FU
Kid 2: lulz noob m8, come back wen u got halo 3 m8, fu m8
Kid 3: ....bye then?
by Aeroastro November 4, 2007
Mediocre FPS game with a poor single player which involves killing multicoloured space monekys repeatedly and average multiplayer that involves little skill to win at - getting any of the power weapons such as the rocket launcher, sniper rifle, sword or grav hammer will guarantee a win. Also the reason why many people bought Xbox 360s. Definitley not the best FPS or game ever.
OMG. Sergeant Johnson got killed by a flying lightbulb.
So much hype for halo 3 when its such a sucky game.
So much hype for halo 3 when its such a sucky game.
by Allo Lads March 12, 2008