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.Hackers

The legendary avatars that were able to solve the final mystery of "The World"
Twin Blade kite was a .Hacker
by Donto March 25, 2005
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hackenberg

1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.

2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.

3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
by Superstar Max April 8, 2009
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hawkenstein

A hawkenstein is a type of nose when looked at from someones profile view (side view) and the shape of their nose from that view looks like a hawks beak.
if you want to see a hawkenstein picture type into google images things like - hawk nose - eagle nose etc
by HUA!! September 19, 2010
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Hackensack

A city in New jersey where hospitals take up more than half of the land
Hackensack lol sack
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
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Hackensack

I hackensacked here so hard
by just a random online classer December 19, 2025
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Toyota of Hackensack

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.
Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.
by churchsteve March 18, 2019
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