by Donto March 25, 2005
Get the .Hackers mug.1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
by Superstar Max April 8, 2009
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A hawkenstein is a type of nose when looked at from someones profile view (side view) and the shape of their nose from that view looks like a hawks beak.
if you want to see a hawkenstein picture type into google images things like - hawk nose - eagle nose etc
by HUA!! September 19, 2010
Get the hawkenstein mug.Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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I hackensacked here so hard
by just a random online classer December 19, 2025
Get the Hackensack mug.Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.
by churchsteve March 18, 2019
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