Housewife syndrome

The state of desperation and depression built up when small uncotrollable unpredictable details go to shit, disappointing therefore the expectations of the affected individual.

- “ I really wanted us to wear matching t-shirts and lipsync to my instagram story, i’m gonna kill myself now…”
-“ Relax babe u just have housewife syndrome”

by whatupdocc January 11, 2025

Housewife Shot

When you chug a full glass of wine, preferably white wine. Pinot Grigio, Sav Blanc, etc…

Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.

by PhatJonSnow February 23, 2023

housewife fuck

It is a manner of intercourse primarily in the missionary position in which there is an expression of gentleness, love and compassion. It is often within a Dominant/submissive relationship.

I think I need a housewife fuck this weekend.

by Pudding300 April 04, 2018

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Housewife

A woman (or feminine/submissive man) who works from home and does the cooking and cleaning, as well as any other work necessary to keep the house in good shape while her partner is out working or running errands.

“Oh my god. I forgot to put my underwear in the washing machine, its on our bed.”

Jonathan: “I’m your housewife. Don’t worry, I got it.”

by Anonymous Urbaner December 08, 2022

Housewife

Someone that stays home after work to take care of the house/home

My wife goes to work and stays home to be a housewife.

by Deathpool December 25, 2021

Aki's and sofi's housewife

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition for her housewives aswell, this aki's and sofi's housewife can be used for more things aswell.

Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example " " aki's and sofi's Housewife had they're piano lessons today " and further more things that it can be used.

by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022