national give a jew head day

april 18

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day”

by anonymous April 18, 2022

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009

eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)

Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day

by micky the dog October 24, 2019

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

national give head day

June 24th, when you get free head from your girlfriend 👏👏

boyfriend: "ayo its national give head day 👀"
girlfriend: "damn okay say less"

by uwudaddy123 June 23, 2021

National Give head day!

On May 1st give any and anyone head . Make sure it’s good tho because nobody needs bad head.

It’s May 1st babe get on your knees and give me sum sloppy head . It’s national give head day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 30, 2019