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A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
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Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.
Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!
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Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!
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