O.O.H.I.W.

n. the Organization of Highly Inventive Writers

Hey, do you know what the O.O.H.I.W. is?

The O.O.H.I.W. is like sooooo awesome!

by Gregory Alpine McAllister April 21, 2007

w h o o p s

so bad you know you fucked up

*drops there custom made 'shoot the fucking DJ' green day mug and breaks it*
maRIE; w h o o p s i shot the fucker down

by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018

W.H.Y.R.M.E.

Why haven't you read my entry, usually said when a site doesn't care about what you write.

Dude I posted something on this site
So?
They haven't read it!
That is so W.H.Y.R.M.E.

by Mister Tentitisticals March 4, 2009

m.a.t.t.h.e.w

my name you gullible fuck tards

M.A.T.T.H.E.W

by _MarvelFuture29_ February 7, 2020

H.A.W.B

Hard Ass Wanna Be

Omqee , i know this qirl who is succh a H.A.W.B !

by PrettySmilez September 29, 2010

H.L.W.

Hot Little Wife - totally attractive, maybe older MILF, that everyone wants to get with...but can't! Best jewelry a man can wear.

Harry: Hey Bro, is it OK if I stare at your H.L.W. and try to hit on her?

Duke: Go for it man! That's what I married her for! Thanks for the indirect compliment my horny friend:)

by NITRO4LIFE February 3, 2021

H.A.W

Acronym for "have a wank".

To pleasure oneself.

He's probably gone to H.A.W.

by randomjack September 2, 2022