When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

A fat black man born and raised in the historically gay and black state of Nebraska. Predominatly found "spooking around" the streets of Omaha.
"That Nebraska Blue gummer Storm finger blasted his ass till it blead again and there is blood all over the carpet!!
by Cornhuskers Suck Taint December 8, 2010

Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.
That legend is Gummer.
That legend is Gummer.
by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.
by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis
by Hoverdumper April 27, 2023
