When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022
A fat black man born and raised in the historically gay and black state of Nebraska. Predominatly found "spooking around" the streets of Omaha.
"That Nebraska Blue gummer Storm finger blasted his ass till it blead again and there is blood all over the carpet!!
by Cornhuskers Suck Taint December 08, 2010
by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024
by Dm 138 January 12, 2023
Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019
When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.
by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020
by gimmegummer May 17, 2022