Guadagnolo

A dirty act, mostly attributed to Italians. It involves placing uncooked pasta into your orifice of choice (often the anus or vagina), letting the pasta soak up juices and 'cook', and then eating said pasta in a sauce of vaginal (or anal) juices.

Hey there, have you ever tried Guadagnolo pasta? It's my Grandma's specialty!

by Blahbleecakes January 25, 2011

guadalupe

just about every other mexican person

Guadalupe tripped on her chanclas while stealing tortillas.

by nick_jo July 18, 2008

Guadalajara

The sound that is made when yo girl starts choking on the dick

Ken was receiving a blowjob when Nacy started to Guadalajara.

by Gibmaster May 5, 2016

Virgin of the Guadalupe

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.

Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.

by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 25, 2007

Guadalupe

when you find out you are mexican

i am a guadalupe .shit

by miss29 January 18, 2016

guada

n.

1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.

2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.

Who invited this kid, he's a total guada?

by pornogil May 22, 2010

Guadalupified

The condition of having had sex with a dirty Mexican.

After Playing Yu-gi-oh, Ashley was severely Guadalupified.

by Brian Varvaro May 10, 2005