Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

greyhound lunch

the act of cutting off the body parts of another passenger and eating them, while riding a greyhound bus.

The dude went totally crazy, killed a passenger then had a greyhound lunch, of lips, nose and ear.

by chopperzz October 3, 2008

Greyhound RP

A 5 year long Minecraft roleplay consisting of a bunch of idiots with Xboxes. It will have a session eventually. There is no when, just eventually.

I’m a member of Greyhound RP because I have nothing better to do with my life.

by OneX_One1 September 14, 2019

Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

Greyhound Challenge

A punishment in which you are given a one-way bus ticket to any city in a 5-hour radius by your friends. They do not allow you to have a phone, money, or sources of entertainment. You are only given an envelope of tasks to complete in the city. Upon completion, you may return home (somehow).

Mike just lost his fantasy football league so now he has to do the Greyhound Challenge.

by anonymis3959572 December 14, 2022

Italian Greyhound

A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!

Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."

by Lily Lemonade October 8, 2011

Italian greyhound

The dog to have.

Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool

by Ad0lf_hipsterr June 20, 2013