(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.
I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!
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The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
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before too. So here's what we'll do--we'll grease
ourselves up real good and smash that place with a
baseball bat.
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Most famously coined by comedian Martin Lawrence in his hit 90's TV show called "Martin".
Most famously coined by comedian Martin Lawrence in his hit 90's TV show called "Martin".
When Martin's friends did something that angered or annoyed him, he would point to the front door, or open it, and say commandingly "Gets ta Steppin!"
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