a very, very rich town in southern Connecticut where the powerful men of wallstreet come to deposit their trophies: their trophy wives and children, and where the neighboring rich towns come to pay their homage to the original rich town that is fairfield county's diamond hub-control-center. here, there is absolutely nothing to do but don a polo shirt with the collar up and get fucked up on alcohol, prescription drugs or harder drugs and get arrested or sent to rehab. every kid here has at least five drug dealers beckoning him from his cellphone, and probably as many country clubs. teenagers invariably leave this town with a trustfund and various addictions. Parties are set in mansions and centered on the beirut (beerpong) games.
typical cellphone conversation:
girl: hey yo whats good for tonight?
guy: yo not much, donny's having people over, you should come.
girl: you got that white?
guy: yeah it's awesome shit, come to donny's i got that.
girl: aight i'll be there. peace.
girl: hey yo whats good for tonight?
guy: yo not much, donny's having people over, you should come.
girl: you got that white?
guy: yeah it's awesome shit, come to donny's i got that.
girl: aight i'll be there. peace.
by elizh July 15, 2005
A real-life PLEASANTVILLE.
People here are beyond WEIRD, beyond comprehensible. This is an extremely sheltered place made for cowards who can't handle the real world and are basically afraid of anyone who doesn't look like them. A fish living in a fishbowl believes the whole world is under water because that is the ONLY WORLD they know.
The kids are the ones who suffer the most. They grow up to be the douchebags on Wallstreet with no sense of right and wrong. It is a breeding ground for narcissistics who weren't brought up to be decent to people except to those exactly like them. And these screwed-up ideas are confirmed right here in this lovely town :)
Most disturbing are the cowards who raise these kids in their pathetic bubble. For example, the public library wasn't built until relatively recently. WASP kids here seriously don't believe that things like discrimination or inequality still exist. No joke. Or if they do, they have no problem making themselves as comfortable as possible. The question is - how the hell do these kids get so brainwashed?
Outside this backwards and reactionary town, there is sanity (aka real world) and truth. This is the 21st Century. There is no need to put up with that kind of BS. Go to Pleasantville only to appreciate your own life and the real values in it all the more. For those still living there, I sincerely hope the fishbowl doesn't become too filthy for you to live in. (because god knows what other place would want you people)
People here are beyond WEIRD, beyond comprehensible. This is an extremely sheltered place made for cowards who can't handle the real world and are basically afraid of anyone who doesn't look like them. A fish living in a fishbowl believes the whole world is under water because that is the ONLY WORLD they know.
The kids are the ones who suffer the most. They grow up to be the douchebags on Wallstreet with no sense of right and wrong. It is a breeding ground for narcissistics who weren't brought up to be decent to people except to those exactly like them. And these screwed-up ideas are confirmed right here in this lovely town :)
Most disturbing are the cowards who raise these kids in their pathetic bubble. For example, the public library wasn't built until relatively recently. WASP kids here seriously don't believe that things like discrimination or inequality still exist. No joke. Or if they do, they have no problem making themselves as comfortable as possible. The question is - how the hell do these kids get so brainwashed?
Outside this backwards and reactionary town, there is sanity (aka real world) and truth. This is the 21st Century. There is no need to put up with that kind of BS. Go to Pleasantville only to appreciate your own life and the real values in it all the more. For those still living there, I sincerely hope the fishbowl doesn't become too filthy for you to live in. (because god knows what other place would want you people)
Girl raised-and-born in greenwich: okay dad, what a great movie! Didn't you like the scene where....?
Greenwich-dad: We should hurry home. I've been living for 50 years, and I don't want to get shot by some random black person in Stamford now.
(you wonder why kids born-and-bred in Greenwich always go back to raise their own lovely families...)
Greenwich-dad: We should hurry home. I've been living for 50 years, and I don't want to get shot by some random black person in Stamford now.
(you wonder why kids born-and-bred in Greenwich always go back to raise their own lovely families...)
by normalperson'sPOV November 06, 2010
I very stuck up rich community where veryone is tall, blonde and gorgeous. The guys all have mercedes benz's where they make out with their girlfriends (who are all jocks). But g-wich boyzz do hump good.
by sahblondebitchXX April 30, 2005
Since most Greenwich kids never seen a black person before, they are too scared to come to Stamford, but they can still talk shit.
by fuck greenwich April 01, 2006
Greenwich, Connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in America. A large portion of the people there are white and a vast majority have too much money. There's a serious drug culture resulting from bored teenagers having excess cash and a sufficient parent population which works too often to keep a close eye on things. Hopefully, though, you readers know that most of what's posted on here is exaggerated. It's true that plenty of people have abominably large houses, fancy cars, and employees to help around the house, but no one that I knew in the 17 years I lived there ate anything dipped in edible gold, and no one had a helicopter, though one girl in my grade's dad used his company helicopter regularly. The point of this is that yes, the town is absurd and the people there often have no concept of reality, the value of a dollar, or what life is like outside of Greenwich, the posh parts of New York and their beautiful, luxurious vacation destinations, it's not completely like that. I hated growing up there, because most people were lacking in original thought, style, etc but there are some really cool people, so if you ever come across someone from Greenwich, don't write them off immediately. Plenty of people worked really hard to be able to live there so their kids could go to Greenwich High School, since it's a pretty good school.
The town of Greenwich is infamous for its insane concentration of wealth, causing its entire population to get a bad reputation, though 5-10% of its inhabitants are decent.
by LexQueenOfTheWorld September 22, 2014
A pimpin town near the nyc where all the ghetto pimps roll and go to brunswick. the wick is the pimpinist school around and kicks gcds ass.
GCDS kid - yo man, im cool, im from greenwich
Wick kid - fuck off whitey, you aint pimp enough for the G-Town
Wick kid - fuck off whitey, you aint pimp enough for the G-Town
by The Wick Wangsta March 06, 2007
don't be such a greenwich bitch dude, u don't get mad at someone for being late to an occasion, in Istanbul.
by kelamist August 17, 2018