Gordy

the sweetest boy you'll ever meet with moon-round blue eyes and pure unadulterated cuteness. he will always cry for you and never wants to hurt anybody's feelings. hyper-intellectual, he outacademia'd academia in 4th grade and became the most anti-academic academic known to mankind. if you say he is the smartest person you know he will correct you to ensure you know he doesn't believe in the intellectual stratification of society. if i was a slave in 1800 he would def save me.

you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane.

he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet

has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts!

i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy
"mom this my dog, gordy"
"aw he so cute and cuddly"
"i know, all the girls want him"
by racedaypsyche April 10, 2024
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Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!
by Abbjmt May 24, 2021
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Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!
by Trexasaurus April 01, 2016
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Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.
by It adds up September 05, 2022
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Gordie

A Gordie is someone who says KEWT S*#T, ALL THE TIME.
"Everything that guy says is totally kewl. He must be a Gordie"
by serious about uncles April 06, 2021
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Gordie

Me

Also plays way too much hockey
Hi I’m Gordie”
by Hockeybro26 June 02, 2022
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GORDIE

Gordie refers to a small pumpkin you give your girlfriend in October it symbolizes you devote your life to her love her
Wow did you see him he gave her a gordie
by Reallifie October 29, 2017
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