Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Natalie Goodwin

Absolutely hilarious, maker of amazing 90s playlists, often spotted with a loud jumper.

This is definitely a Natalie Goodwin special

by your angin June 9, 2022

mark goodwin

Fukin boyo he will always be sound af m8 has a fat mate calls mich

Mark Goodwin is sound

by Nigger 1469 August 20, 2017

Freddie goodwins IG story

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Zach Goodwin

A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.

Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.

You know who’s great? Zach Goodwin’s dad!

by Sudae November 24, 2021

Papa-Goodwin

a middle aged, pot bellied, white balding gentleman. Of anglo saxon origin who is unable to obtain a raltney.

keep it up and you'll turn into a papa-goodwin

by borderdawg March 17, 2012

aavry Goodwin

A real nigga, not one to be a bitch in any situation. Also known to put the pussy on the chain wax.

Damn I was be aavry Goodwin when I grow up!

by Havardgrad January 28, 2024