a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.
Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"
by The Goods June 02, 2004
by Jamie Gedeon May 27, 2008
by Memeju$t February 09, 2018
1.To imply that something is good,nice,tight
2.Anything that causes happiness or joy
3.Anything that is good
2.Anything that causes happiness or joy
3.Anything that is good
by B. Azquezvay February 11, 2004
by Big Jim (now thin) Clarke July 11, 2008
What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.
Dude, you got the goods?
by tainted December 30, 2004