a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.
Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"
by The Goods June 2, 2004

by Jamie Gedeon May 27, 2008

by Memeju$t February 9, 2018

1.To imply that something is good,nice,tight
2.Anything that causes happiness or joy
3.Anything that is good
2.Anything that causes happiness or joy
3.Anything that is good
by B. Azquezvay February 10, 2004

by Big Jim (now thin) Clarke June 20, 2008

What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.
Dude, you got the goods?
by tainted December 30, 2004
