Golf

It is called "golf" because all the other four letter words were taken, for the game that can reward and frustrate like no other.

F*ck or Sh*t are two of many examples used just after the the ball is struck. even the word "Four" is shouted often to express the "joys" of Golf.

by WesWes March 13, 2008

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1) a codeword used by many to describe the act of masturbation or masturbation with pornography

2) a word or codeword used instead of pornographic material

3) the lamest sport...ever

1) bro one: Hey, bro are you going to school today?

bro two: Na, dude i'm golfing all day. By the way, can I borrow some tissues.

2) bro one: (asking the teacher in a joking matter while laughing his ass off) Do you enjoy golf?

Teacher: (answering without any suspicion) Yes, I golf very frequently. It really helps me blow off some steam.

-(class of kids crack up)

3) bro one: Dude let's go golfing today, I got a new club.

bro two: Golf? Why don't you grow a pair and watch football like a normal guy, Queer!

by Big T and the Boyz May 16, 2012

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Golf, being the sport/game played by many.. Also known as G.O.L.F. Standing for; Girls.Only.Little.Focker. . So by reading the previous statement it has been very clearly shown that if you are not a girl (female), then this sport should not be played by you. . . Always abide to the rules.

Wendy, "Hey Sarah, are you up for a lil G.O.L.F this weekend?"
Sarah, "Sure Wendy, can I bring my boyfriend?"
Wendy, "No, stupid.. Golf is for Girls.Only.Little.Focker."
Sarah, "Ah right! My bad."

by Rose_Nic July 24, 2011

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Golf= a man who looks like one of those pictures on pinterest who you would like to know but! its like seasonal, so his not necessarily your type but when you get into ‘that zone’ (zone=vibe) you want him so you say: “i want a man that is golf.”

“He is golf.”

by thatbishnatasha January 3, 2022

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