goldfish

The greatest man made food(well it's machine made but whatever) that ever journyed to this world. they are made of love and pussyjuice(this makes them taste extra good)
goldfish are cheese and flavor blasted crackers.
by john habostada June 12, 2008
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Ay-yup.Pepperidge farms.You should put it in a bucket.
by Don't go down that road. September 02, 2005
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Goldfished

refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.

Blondes are the most susceptible to this.
1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.

2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.

someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"

moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."
by crimson neck March 31, 2011
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goldfish

a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.
When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.
by argo 5 April 29, 2003
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When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..
I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.
by the shrexies May 01, 2022
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goldfish

a ahwsomely horny good snack
one nite me and my friend were having sex and we ate goldfish all over our bodys
by nikki hunny bunny March 29, 2008
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Goldfishing

Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory.
Michael Jackson is dead, seriously? Oh...sorry, goldfishing.
by KousukeShou January 24, 2011
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