Dildo glob 

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

Dildo glob by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Fuck glob 

An asshole made this up a while ago

That guy's a fuck glob

Fuck glob by Boogereater69 March 19, 2021

jumbled glob

When your face is from the 1980s.

Credits to: LaurenZside who said I can use this.

“I knew she was a woman even when she was just a jumbled glob”- the legend LaurenZside

jumbled glob by Frogsarecool44 April 7, 2023

i gleeb glob 

i gleeb glob is the highest way of expressing your love for someone, aside from eating an entire jar of pickles and chugging the pickle juice.

"i gleeb glob you honey"

i gleeb glob by queenofflatulance August 30, 2022

bob glob 

A bob glob or robert globert is a name for a weed dab. Also known as Bobcat derbas. Use when you wanna be real cool infront of your friends.

That Bob glob got me slumped

bob glob by EliminateChrist September 24, 2017

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

Spengler's Glob by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

Oh my glob 

Known as an Torgie-ism, this is an essential word in any modern conversation. It explains a range of emotions: shock, love, embarrassment, delight. Cries of 'oh my glob' can be heard in all the halllways of the finest colleages in Oxford. So, of course, it's just a matter of time before it will travel round the world and come back to Oxford when it will have a rightful place in the official Oxford Dictionary.

This is a literal oh my glob moment!

Oh my glob by Oxford 2018 July 1, 2018