Gerber Baby

An expletive used in place of a swear word around little children or by someone who is a prick and just won't conform to everybody's standards.

Silly Mom: You can't go tonight, and can you get that out of Jack's mouth?
John: ... Gerber Baby!!!

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Gerber baby

Someone who has never done anything before.
They have never smoked, nor drank

And never had sex

Dog 1:Yo she is gerber baby
Nice guy 1: oh that's cool I've been wanting to find a nice girl

by JackMeoff1 December 11, 2016

Gerber Baby

A young man that trying to act older than he his when flirting with a woman.

Please, get out of my face gerber baby. I’m way to mature for you

by Henney December 11, 2020

Gerber Baby

Someone who looks like the Gerber Baby logo and takes offense to everything.

I don't like Gerber Baby, he's annoying and bad at basketball.

by Jeff Dinser December 5, 2007

Zach Gerber

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

Person One: Do you know Zach Gerber?
Person Two: Oh yeah! The one with the big penis?
Person One: Yes him.
Person Two: Yes, he's incredibly talented and good looking.

by hiyouallsmell March 29, 2011

Hadden gerber

A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass

Hadden gerber means focus

by Leandre treadell June 18, 2017

Happy Gerber

A happy gerber is when you take a shit on a pregnant woman's stomach and make a smiley face out of your fecal matter. Then you take a 20lb sledgehammer and bash the shit through her stomach and out the other side of her body. Then you take the baby fetus and boil it in you urine which is later drank via coffee mug.

Shit Scott, my old bitch is pregnant and i went and fixed the problem by getting my Happy Gerber on!!!

by Scott Middlemist November 26, 2007