Gerber cock 

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

Gerber cock by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017

Gerber Ab Stab 

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

Gerber Ab Stab by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

gerber baby 

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

gerber baby by bear213 March 31, 2009

gerber meat 

A small penis with foreskin, usually dirty and nasty looking.

Taylor Forb has gerber meat so his girlfriend did not want to give him a bj

gerber meat by The BIg D January 30, 2014

Gerber servers 

Another name in the vast vocabulary to describe a woman's breasts. Sometimes (but not limited to) used to refer to an expecting or new mother's swelled bosom.

Dude, did you see the gerber servers on that broad?

Wow, I would love to get my hands on those gerber servers!

or in the mother's reference:

Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.

Holy shit! I can’t believe that chick just whipped out her gerber servers right here in the restaurant.

Gerber servers by zeeb1138 March 5, 2008

Gerber Baby 

known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.

We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.

Gerber Baby by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011

Gerber Baby 

An expletive used in place of a swear word around little children or by someone who is a prick and just won't conform to everybody's standards.

Silly Mom: You can't go tonight, and can you get that out of Jack's mouth?
John: ... Gerber Baby!!!

Gerber Baby by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011