Gareth

A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement.

Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.

That's about half a gareth.

by TontoLibre450 August 29, 2019

Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)

THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020

Homosecular Gaytheist

A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).

I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!

by superk13 April 8, 2011

Gareth Hunt

slang for cunt, best used if u dont want people to know what yr on about.
Gareth Hunt is an old British actor who was in the New Avengers.

If you were in Washington U.S.A you could say" George Bush is a fucking Gareth Hunt

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly

After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags

by becy June 25, 2004

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013

GabeTheClutch

A nigger that only plays zenyatta, cause he likes the emotes.

Its GabeTheClutch, fuck that nigger

by F1VESEVEN October 4, 2016