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New Jersey Gatorade

n. A slang term for the practice of a male allowing a female to urinate into his mouth during a sexual encounter.
Dude, that is a bodily fluid exchange worthy of the title "New Jersey Gatorade"! She totally squatted on my face and gave me some lemon lime!
by CeramicEgg March 23, 2010
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Gatorade Extremo

A Gatorade drink manufactured in Chicago IL, but meant for Mexicans, thus it has that cheap Mexican taste, but still taste rather good, and does not taste like piss.
Me: Can I have a Gatorade Extremo?
Pine-Richland Lunch Lady: Sure.
by em dub February 17, 2005
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Gatoraded

Action:

Queefed or Queefing on or in someone or something.
You gatoraded on my dick.
by ashley May 21, 2004
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Gatorade Bottle

Hey (dealer), can you fill up my gatorade bottle?
by LDK January 30, 2019
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Red Gatorade

when you bang a girl so hard that your dick bleeds inside of her instead of cumming inside of her.
Dude, when I was banging my girl friend I couldn't cum so I decided to just give her a red gatorade. My dick has been sore for 2 weeks!
by 4mnatr October 5, 2011
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gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.
Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.
by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007
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GatorVision

A failed social experiment with a bunch of thots who just want to shout out there snap chat.
GatorVision: What your dodge ball team name?
Kid: Drag queen fags
Girl: ADD ME ON SNAP CHAT SUMTINGWONG
Kid: Don't come to school tomorrow
by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019
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