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Gaston meneses

A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.
Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.
by THE TREE BRANCH 99 April 2, 2022
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flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.
Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.
by Bombcat June 17, 2007
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Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

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Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.
by Eekmin September 13, 2014
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gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body
Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus
by annon honker June 13, 2017
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Gastoon

A decent lad with a shell-like appendage on their back and a heart full of warm chili. This tricky bastard likes to stalk friendly DnD games and haunt the players with good times. You think you're tough shit, well you ARE you sexy lad. Keep it cool and gangster.
I think theres a Gastoon in here...

It must be the wind...
by oilycat February 29, 2020
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Gaston Empire

by Geontop February 15, 2021
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Gaston Challenge

When your significant other agrees to give you on demand blow jobs for a month straight for attaining a set goal. Upon finishing, the significant other will have a chiseled jaw like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast from all the effort.
Yo! My girl said she would go for the Gaston Challenge if I lost 20lbs!
by Big Reox February 19, 2021
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