Garfielded

When you cum in your friends lasagna

I just Garfielded jack

by The shle man July 8, 2021

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.

John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.

by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

garfield

Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.

"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"

by kilo G September 30, 2003

Garfielded

a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed

DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!

by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004