Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023
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by Snickerdoodler6999 August 18, 2022
Get the Gailmug. gail is a 768 year old inner demon of caitlin hughes. gails pronouns are they/meow. gail is deranged, insane and can only be summoned by a number of emo type songs. i cannot tell you these songs as summoning gail is the equivalent of a death sentence. Gail like terrorise innocent civilians and the general public. gail is a nazi loving, racist, discriminatory, homophobic(yet bisexual) cunt
gail is diana in lights out
by mommy ebola July 7, 2023
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by tiaraandmitchellforver February 20, 2025
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will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.
will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.
by GoobieHQ August 28, 2021
Get the Gailmug.