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gagger

Any heavy-duty pool pump used to empty swimming pools for skateboarding. The huge stream of filthy water spewing out of the end of the hose reminds skateboarders of past sexual exploits.
We had the Grand Inn pool emptied in one night with the gagger, but we only skated one hour before the cops busted us.
by rockum' bockum' December 6, 2006
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gagger

a very,very large beer
"oh man just chugging back a gagger"
by rawroseki September 24, 2005
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Gaggerath

A special creature that lives in dark, dank areas of rather run-down towns. It feeds on a diet of cafeteria food and the occasional woman. Also note that he has a morbid fear of Chinese and Mexican food, and is an EXTREMELY picky eater. Gaggerath is also known for being tortured at an annual ceremony called "Gagg Torture." "Gagg Torture" as it as called, often happens on weekends and once a month. He stalks women at night, and "gaggs" them, hence the name "Gagger"rath. It is often shortened to "Gagg."
Person 1: Hey! Did you hear about a sighting of gaggerath in the hicktown last night?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard they tried to trap him by putting a hot girl in a cage!
by Angrybivv October 6, 2010
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Gagger

A gay man with swagger is a gagger.
Check out that hot piece of beef he’s got gagger.
by Twerkin&JerkinErryDay June 14, 2018
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Gagger

A term frat boys like to use to describe a fat lip of dipping tobacco.
Frat boy 1: "Did you see Chad today?"

Frat boy 2: "Yeah, me and him tossed in some fat gaggers before class"
by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019
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gaggerslam

Man slams beer while girl is gagging on penis during fellatio
She gave me one helliva gaggerslam!
by Johnny Moosemeat September 15, 2021
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gagger

A line of cocaine that makes you gag after snorting it. The presence of the gag is indicative of high-quality cocaine, which ensures an excellent high. If the cocaine goes down too easily, whatever you bought is low quality (or fake).

I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...

“I need some gaggers!”

But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.

At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I need some gaggers!
by Lexaminator April 28, 2023
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