godfortrapped

To totally screw someone over by making a mess of their pad when they're trying to make a good impression.

"Those monsters, they godfortrapped us!" Casey screamed.

"There's no way we can impress Miss Cunnekut now!" Kristen agreed.

by KristenT April 27, 2006

Godfucked

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

Gomfn

Get on my fucking nerves

Omg Karen gomfn with all that yelling

by Baxely May 25, 2020

Ghetto godfather

A person who lives in the ghetto a person who doesn't sell drugs pimp women. A person who helps the community

That fundraising he did for neighborhood was good. Only a ghetto godfather do it for the kids

by Ghettogodfather February 26, 2017

Roman Godfrey

Hemlock Grove's hottest upir. Also played by Bill Skarsgård

Roman Godfrey is soooooooooooo peeeeeeng

by Shrek-Tastic! November 23, 2018

godfuck

v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.

Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!

by Lutron Deluxe May 5, 2006

Goldfarb

1) To directly affect, or have a large impact on, a person, event, or process. Most often used in a teamwork setting, in a joking manner, to highlight the effect a person had on any particular occurence. Not to be confused with "Munsoned", from the movie King Pin, to Goldfarb is more of a term for multiple uses, and not necessarily negative, but can be.

Ex. You really Goldfarbed me on that one.
Ex. Did you Goldfarb that last slice of pizza?

by Slicemaster September 4, 2013